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Writing The Long Way Around

You would think would you not, that spammers, hackers and techno ne’er-do-wells would at the very least be able to tailor their messages to consumer gender. I don’t know what kind of list they are operating or what list I have managed to get on, but I keep being spammed to look at pictures of some dude’s girlfriend and tempted with the promise that I can make my penis bigger. Get out of my way for goodness sake!!!!! Continue reading Spam-iversity

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Writing The Long Way Around

Today I plan to paint the bathroom ceiling and catch up on some reading. I do hope none of the words get stuck in wet paint. I may also make time to continue the pokeathon I am conducting with Seb on Facebook, whilst avoiding a caffeine overdose of cheap instant coffee. Continue reading I shall be mostly

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Writing The Long Way Around

This week’s top search, at least so far, must go to whoever optimistically sat down in front of Google and typed “charming behaviour“. No doubt they are having trouble finding charming behaviour in society in general and thought they would try their luck online. I am always amazed when people are rude. Not just because manners are free and most rude people would benefit greatly from taking advantage of them but because being rude is a real gamble these days. How do the torn faced and mealy-mouthed house viewers who delight in shaking their heads before telling me they don’t … Continue reading Searching for …