A Pack of Literature

Now this is recycling! I am in love with the idea that if you run out, or forget to put one in your bag, you can buy a book from a vending machine. These should be on every street corner. Reduce cancer and increase literacy through the power of a slot machine. Refurbished Cigarette Vending I have a mental image of a 1940’s cigarette girl in a swanky gin joint with a tray of classic literature instead of tobacco products. Continue reading A Pack of Literature

Spam-iversity

You would think would you not, that spammers, hackers and techno ne’er-do-wells would at the very least be able to tailor their messages to consumer gender. I don’t know what kind of list they are operating or what list I have managed to get on, but I keep being spammed to look at pictures of some dude’s girlfriend and tempted with the promise that I can make my penis bigger. Get out of my way for goodness sake!!!!! Continue reading Spam-iversity

Searching for …

This week’s top search, at least so far, must go to whoever optimistically sat down in front of Google and typed “charming behaviour“. No doubt they are having trouble finding charming behaviour in society in general and thought they would try their luck online. I am always amazed when people are rude. Not just because manners are free and most rude people would benefit greatly from taking advantage of them but because being rude is a real gamble these days. How do the torn faced and mealy-mouthed house viewers who delight in shaking their heads before telling me they don’t … Continue reading Searching for …