I hear voices … and some of them are mine

I was reading Anne Lamott’s book about writing, Bird by Bird, and was squirmingly enthralled to see myself in print: ‘Left to its own devices, my mind spends much of its time having conversations with people who aren’t there. I walk along defending myself to people, or exchanging repartee with them, or rationalizing my behaviour, or seducing them with gossip, or pretending I’m on their TV talk show or whatever. I speed or run an aging yellow light or don’t come to a full stop, and one nanosecond later am explaining to imaginary cops exactly why I had to do … Continue reading I hear voices … and some of them are mine

Two in a Row

Social Faux Pas number 1: Me: Are you the chap I need to see about getting blue roll from stores? Construction Guy: No. That’s Ian M: Which one is Ian? The younger one? CG: Thanks a lot. Well, yes Ian is a couple of years younger than me. M: *fumbles* I didn’t mean…so who are you? CG: Well they call me Thunder. M: *?* M: Is Ian the taller one? CG: So I am short and old to you then? M: It’s ok. I’m not desperate for the blue roll. Social faux pas number 2: Me: Oh you’re not together? … Continue reading Two in a Row