After you have counted the left-handed, those wearing glasses, calculated the boys to girls ratio and taken bets on who will be the first to ask for more paper and who will leave early, the only things left to do are guess the virgin among the boys and critically evaluate the foundation to skin tone match among the girls.

I like to finish by trying to vampirically syphon their youth through deep breathing, using my teeth to filter out germs.

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